JACK FM Cougar Hall of Fame

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As you have probably already seen, JACK’S Cougar Madness is already underway. (Good luck ladies.) But there may be some of you out there, not familiar with the term Cougar when used in this lexicon. If you are one of those people, I really gotta wonder what rock you’ve been hiding under but it’s ok, Cranfill is here for you to explain this phenomenon. UrbanDictionary.com provides the following definition for the Cougars JACK FM is looking for.

CougarCoo-garr- Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the “hunt” for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in South Bay (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. “Man is cougar’s number one prey”

 Ok so now you know WHAT Cougars are, what are some good examples? Well, agreed upon by the JACK FM Staff, (me), here is JACK FM’s Cougar Hall of Fame. Notable omissions may have occurred but I am writing this on Friday and I am trying to get out of here so I can start my weekend. (see-drinking myself stupid) What? Momma always told me honesty is always the best policy.

Courtney Cox– DOB-6/15/64. Total Cougar, bonus points for having TV show entitled COUGAR TOWN. We’ll overlook the husband choice…..for now.

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Demi Moore- DOB-11/11/62. Undeniable inductee to the Cougar HOF considering her courtship of Ashton Kutcher. Well played Demi, well played.

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Mariah Carey– DOB- 3/27/70- Much like Demi Moore, Mariah stamped her ticket into the HOF when she married her baby cub, Nick Cannon. Enter JACK’S Cougar Madness.

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Elizabeth Hurley-DOB-6/10/65. It’s Elizabeth Hurley. I shouldn’t have to really explain this one. And serious, Hurley….where you been? Enter JACK’S Cougar Madness.

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Madonna– DOB- 3rd Century A.D.- Madonna is almost 2 full centuries older than her last boyfriend, model Jesus Luz. Well done Madge.

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Catherine Zeta-Jones– DOB-9/25/69. I dunno bout you, but when I saw her manning that laser field in the movie Entrapment, I was hooked. Cougar attack me anytime CZ.

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Cheetara- DOB- Unknown. I watched Thundercats in the mid-to-late 80’s and Cheetara had to have been in her 20’s then, thusly making her Cougar eligible now in 2010. Tell me you wouldn’t. Enter JACK’S Cougar Madness.

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Marisa Tomei– DOB- 12/4/64. ’64? DAAAAMN Tomei, you sexy. And you is a Cougar. And my gramma doth suck. Enter JACK’S Cougar Madness.

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Sharon Stone– DOB- 3/10/58. Yep. 1958. Still though, she remains a fox and let’s be honest, after Basic Instinct….well, you know. Think you can compete? Enter JACK’S Cougar Madness.

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Tawny Kitaen- DOB-8/5/61- Honestly, I have no idea what Tawny even looks like these days but she gets the automatic bid in my book for the work she did on the hood of a Jaguar in 1987.

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So there it is. The inaugural class of the JACK FM Cougar Hall of Fame. The lucky lady that wins the JACK FM March Cougar Madness Tournament will also be inducted into the Hall but more importantly, she drives away with that 2010 Nissan 370-Z. Saaaaaaaaa-WEEEEEET! Good luck ladies.

  • D

    Married women do NOT count as “Cougars” – not in the true sense of the meaning. This is BUNK!

    • slick Rick

      sooooo true!

  • laureen

    |Marisa leaves the 20 year olds to shame!

  • Marie

    You forgot Sharon Stone!

  • http://drcranfill.wordpress.com Dr. Cranfill

    A) Sharon Stone IS included, next to last on the list


    B) If you are in the Hall of Fame, that means you are retired, so to speak.

  • Soul Reaper

    I prefer the expanded definitions by age:

    30’s = Puma
    40’s = Cougar
    50’s+ = Sabretooth

    • buy gold bracelet

      Nice view :D

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  • sam

    After seeing Demi Morre in Stiptease no one comes close to beating her!!! She is the best everrrrrrrr!

  • Lion-O

    Cheetara. Ho!

  • Ilia

    Was gonna vote for Sharron! You omitted the hottest one…probably because you knew it was no contest with the other candidates. Why even bother when you know she’s gonna win?

  • john

    Zeta-Jones is not a cougar her husband is like 100 years old

  • mdn41578

    Halle Berry?!?! No love for her? WTF?!?!?!

    • Fabman

      Your right, but there are many more mature babes we are not thinking about such as Salma Hayek, Vanessa Williams etc…

  • Sugar Cougar

    Married women absolutely DO count as cougars. It’s the crowning achievement of a cougar to actually get the youngsta’ to marry you. ANYONE with a push up bra and Spanx can get a young horny guy into bed but getting that committment takes serious wiles and workouts.

    P.S. I wanted to vote for Sharon Stone too. Mariah Carey’s a HOF and she’s still on the list. Consider this my vote for Sharon…add her.

  • King of the Lions

    Come on – Marisa has it over Demi and Catherin…Marisa is not only hot! but she is smokin’ hot! Marisa is forever 21!!

    • Fabman

      Your right, I voted for her 6 times!

  • Fabman

    Where is Miss America Vanessa Williams, Sultery Salma Hayek, Howling hot Halle Berry, Juicy Jennifer Aniston.

  • badjohnnybad

    What happened to Sharon Stone and Madonna? I don’t see their stats. Did they get 0 votes? Then why didn’t it say so?

  • kittykat

    You forgot Raquel Welch…………..she blows them all away!!!!!!!!!!!

    • lebron james 7

      I want to hear more, his blog is pretty cool too.

  • Crenshaw

    Who or which was one of your favorite musical groups when you were in middle school?

  • Lane

    Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road? =)

  • Johnson

    Who has been the biggest influence on your life? What lessons did they teach you?

  • lars

    Sharon Stone!

  • Derf

    HA, HA where’s Madonna…NIX

  • Derf

    HA,HA HA! where’s Madonna??? NIX!

  • Truther

    Catherine Zeta-Jones is SMOKIN HOT and going for the old shizzle ????….. but she may be back on the market soon and prowling for the young “iron” boys….. MORE Catherine Zeta-Jones!!!

  • Richard Taverner

    Instead of sitting around on the internet all day, posting pointless messages and abusing yourselves to pictures of loose women, why not do something productive and surrender your lives to God?

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