I’m Senior Valdez & I Love Gold!
Gold. Everybody wants gold. People are going to extremes to show they’re gold products these days and we’re not just talking about chains and teeth. There’s an iPhone that is literally made from gold and diamonds that you can purchase for the price of 2.97 million dollars. Holy bejeezus.
Here’s some ideas of what YOU can turn to gold
The toilet is basically your throne. It’s the only place during the day in which you feel like a king, so paint that s**t gold and be done with it.
Why buy a new car when you can just turn it gold? Gold makes everything better. Hell, your engine might work better JUST because your car is gold. Do it.
You might think you’re suave now with your mustache, but just imagine if it were gold. A gold mustache might be too much for one person though. Not because it’ll weigh a ton on your face, but the ladies will go mad for a man with a gold mustache. Mustache + Gold = Women Going Bananas.