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Support The Lakers With A Toaster!

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ptll Support The Lakers With A Toaster!

What can you get for the Lakers fan who’s got everything?

How ’bout a toaster?  May seem ridiculous at first, but think about it.  This could be the greatest gift for a Lakers fan EVER!

Let us break it down for ya!

  1. Enjoy your morning toast…with the Lakers.
  2. Send your children off to school with a Peanut butter and Jelly Lakers Sandwich.  Heck, peanut butter and grape jelly are almost the team colors.  So bonus points on that!
  3. As you get older and you get cast to do a Smart Balance imitation butter commercial you can bring along your trusty toaster to heat up the bread in that commercial.  And by doing that you will thereby show your commitment to the team throughout your golden years.
  4. If your name’s Larry, Lorraine, Leonard, Lisa, Liam…etc.  Your sandwich will not only signify your commitment to your team, but will also brand your sandwich, hence keeping it safe in the office fridge.
  5. Your Lakers toaster will put your neighbor’s Lakers beer coozie to shame and really isn’t that what life’s all about?  Shaming your neighbors?
  • These are just 5 examples of how terrific a Lakers toaster can be.  Share your ideas with us on how a Lakers toaster can change lives.
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