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Lindsay Lohan Proves Talent By Portraying “Deep Throat” Star

lindsay lohan Lindsay Lohan Proves Talent By Portraying Deep Throat Star

In an attempt to save her fledgling career, actress and party monster [lastfm]Lindsay Lohan[/lastfm] has signed onto playing Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace.  We’re sure White Oprah is prouder than ever.

To see how her crazy father’s reacting keep reading after the jump.

The film is currently being called “Inferno” and will tell the story of Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace.  Although, this rumor has been confirmed by Lindsay Lohan’s photographer Tyler Shields rumors indicate the casting choice will be announced at this years Cannes Film Festival.

Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan, erupted with more disapproval over the news that his daughter will be highlighting every talent she’s gained since joining the film industry, saying:

WOW! Linda Lovelace! What great management and career decisions!!  It’s a far cry from the general audience and good-natured films Lindsay did, that made her  a star!

Which makes a lot of sense because if there’s one thing that Michael Lohan knows it’s good management decisions.

Most likely, Lindsay Lohan will continue to engage in her usual risque behavior and will probably begin to blame her actions on “research” for her film.  That will probably explain why she’ll be found trading sexual favors for rolls of quarters by the end of the year.

[Source:  RadarOnline]

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  1. vaderbot says:

    giggity giggity!

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