Oh Tila Tequila, What Will We Do With You? (Aside from Plopping You In Front of Cameras During Rehab)
The latest celebrity to be coaxed into rehab with the promise of concurrent public relativity is none other than bisexual reality star Tila Tequila. While the 28 year-old is confirmed to appear on VH1’s Celebrity Rehab, the show faces cancellation if it can’t rope in any more addict celebrities.
Come on famous people, put down that crack pipe and call Dr. Drew! According to TMZ, Tequila is finally seeking help, though for which addiction is still TBA (we think it’s PCP-laced glitter glue). Also uncertain is whether or not the show will continue, after being declined by the likes of Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear, Jenna Jameson and the spaghetti-in-the-laundry of all celebraddicts, Lindsay Lohan.
Until CR4 figures out how to attract more A-D list wrecks before they wind up in our obituaries, we’ll all have to re-watch this video from a couple years ago where Tila Tequila “acts” like an authority figure:
Are the kids in this video way too stunned by her alleged hotness? (Their “awed” silence looks like they are seeing a ghost, or that Tequila is saying very shocking racial slurs.)