Dad Tries To Trade Baby For Beer

608335577 40706e0ef7 Dad Tries To Trade Baby For Beer

What a truly touching story, just in time for Father’s Day, which is creeping around the corner on June 20th.

Read on for more.

A twenty-four-year-old father went into a convenience store in Massachusetts with his three-month-old baby daughter. Alas, he didn’t have enough cash to buy two 40-ouncers, so he OFFERED HIS DAUGHTER IN EXCHANGE FOR THE BEER. Yes, I did just shout that because DUH!

The “Father of the Year” Matthew Brace put the baby in the clerk’s truck, and the clerk called the police. Brace is charged with reckless endangerment and is being put under psychiatric evaluation.

Happy Father’s Day everybody! Treat yourself to a beer, but please pay for it with cash, not flesh.

Comments

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  1. vaderbot says:

    Just when you thought hardcore drug addicts were the worst of the bunch……

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