According to Google Trends, neither ass-shaking, the U.S. vs. Ghana, the sexiest woman alive, nor the death of a self-hating pedophile managed to crack the top five Google searches last Thursday, but curiosity over a 15-year-old boy’s sexual organs on the other hand….
That’s right, one of the hottest Google search terms last week was “justin bieber hermaphrodite.” Apparently millions of people think the teeny bopper was born with a fish taco between his legs.
Um, what exactly does this mean? First the [lastfm]Lady Gaga[/lastfm] hermaphrodite rumors, and now this. Seems like Americans are awfully obsessed with hermaphrodites lately. To quote some vintage Seinfeld, “Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
And because we’re brave souls, we puffed out our chest, grew some hair on our pair, and went ahead and Googled “justin bieber hermaphrodite” fearless of what the search results would yield.
Admittedly, however, we let out a sigh of relief when our search didn’t turn up graphic photos, but instead all these anonymous “girls” going around the Internet claiming to be have seen his “hermaphrodite organ” back when they dated him.
Some people have way too much time in their hands. Evidently, namely us.