Off the Market: Your Fantasy, Megan Fox (Bonus Gallery!)
Whether single or in a relationship, most of us pine for the touch of certain celebrities, regardless of their attainability.
We secretly fantasize of that lonely night, when swigging whiskey in a dark, smoke-filled bar, ends like those movies with the happy ending, the lucky protagonist awaking in the arms of that celeb they’d desired for so long.
Well, lucky for you, if Megan Fox is the one you’ve fantasized with, you still can.
Get your fix below!
According to TMZ, actress Megan Fox wed longtime partner Brian Austin Green at a small ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii late last week. The on-and-off couple began to date in 2004, after they met on the set of Hope and Faith.
So what does this mean for all those of us who yearn for her touch? Absolutely nothing. Chances are she was never going to walk into the same bar as any of us, and if she did, probably wouldn’t glance our way anyway.
As a result, let us mourn not the death of our fantasy, and instead add some fuel to the fire with a slew of photos of the hot 24 year old. Your welcome.