Forget [lastfm]M.I.A.[/lastfm] versus [lastfm]Lady Gaga[/lastfm], or [lastfm]Kanye West[/lastfm] versus [lastfm]Taylor Swift[/lastfm], or [lastfm]Lindsay Lohan[/lastfm] versus sobriety…here’s a celebrity feud that would be a real bloodbath. Follow us after the jump to find out what [lastfm]Rob Zombie[/lastfm] had to say about the Prince of Darkness stealing his bandmates!

In the recent past, [lastfm]Ozzy Osbourne[/lastfm] has poached two members of Zombie’s backing band and almost took a third, according to the singer/filmmaker. Most recently, it was drummer Tommy Clufetos moving on to play with Ozzy, and Zombie did not have nice words for the rhythm-man.

“I thought the drummer [Clufetos] I had was a good guy, but you find some people are just phony,” Zombie said. “The greatest thing that happened was him hitting the road and Joey [Jordison, of [lastfm]Slipknot[/lastfm]] coming in.”

“He’s the perfect personality for this band,” Zombie said of his new drummer. “And if someone wants to make a band of my cast-offs… enjoy! … I think there’s ways to do things, and ways not to do things. The way they’ve chosen to do things is not how I would do things. It’s kinda rude.”

We here at the JACK FM labs have come up with a computer simulation of exactly what such a death-match would look like…

[Source: Music-News.com]