Take a look at the picture above. Now read the following sentence: Jackass is coming out in 3D on October 15th. How do you feel? Like bleaching your eye sockets? Cutting away the parts of your soul that try to support a semblance of dignity and class? Smothering Bam Margera’s face with banana cream pies? Well, leave that to the professionals (i.e. don’t try this at home) but check out the trailer and suffer vicariously through our scarred soldiers of sleaze, the Jackass boys.
Same Jackass antics! Now in the HD 3-D middle-aged version!
Thank you, MTV. We don’t even care if this is bad. Anything is better than 16 and Pregnant or True Life: I’m a Cheerleader Meth Addict.
Although if you found a way to fuse all three of those shows that would be really interesting. Really sick, but really interesting.
Exactly how we expect the Jackass 3-D movie to be!