Honestly, we couldn’t have planned a more epic and downright absurd British bachelor party than that of [lastfm]Russell Brand[/lastfm] and [lastfm]Noel Gallagher [/lastfm] playing at being Robin Hood and his Merry Man. Are they going to wear tights and codpieces? Is there going to be sword-fighting? Will they huddle together for warmth in Nottingham Forest? More importantly, who’s getting naked?
While there is no word yet on the full-frontal nudity, we do know that [lastfm]Russell Brand[/lastfm] is planning on having a Robin Hood themed stag party with his friends playing the “merry men.” Brand explains what he is going to do to the many burly men at his party:
I’ll do adventurous things and activities. My friend who is my best man says we’re going to go white-water rafting and shoot arrows. We’ll be like merry men. Perhaps we’ll become outlaws, bandits for a while.
Bandits! We know what that’s code for! No, nevermind. We just want it to be code for something.
In a contrived effort to hide their masculine affection for each other, [lastfm]Russell Brand[/lastfm] plans on asking [lastfm]Noel Gallagher[/lastfm] for marriage advice:
I asked Noel how to get by in a relationship and he said, ‘Just say yes to everything they say.’ It works, I’ve been using that system and it’s working well.
Awww. They are so adorable. Look at their camaraderie in this video.
Such a beautiful couple. We wish them the best.