Hey, Drew. Look up. No, seriously. Pay attention. Stop looking at that swan shaped cloud. You’re about to hit some tall brunette dork. Oh, wait. Is that Justin Long? Drew Barrymore recently dished on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart that she is a horrible driver that has no qualms with being a hypocrite and having aggressive road rage. Whoa, Drew.
The happy-go-lucky comedienne and current star of Going The Distance with sometimes-boyfriend Justin Long is not someone you want to wrastle with on the road. Drew Barrymore admitted to being a turnpike terror, “I’m the worst driver. I’m totally a daydreamer and looking at the billboards and the signs and listening to music. But then I’m like ‘MOVE IT OR LOSE IT!’”
It’s a good thing you are freakin’ hot and a massive celeb, Miss Barrymore. Otherwise you will be wearing hand-cuffs in a very different way than you are used to. Or so we fantasize.