Looks like it is high time to grow up, Grunge. Leave the drum-kit in the garage, the Fender in the shed. Gentlemen, the volume may sound better at 11, but it’s already 9:00pm and the kids are trying to sleep. So trade in those ripped jeans for a pair of slacks for your hero, [lastfm]Eddie Vedder[/lastfm], has finally settled down in holy matrimony.
Last Saturday, Eddie Vedder and long-time girlfriend/model Jill McCormick travelled down to Hawaii to confess their undying love for one another. Imagine, cold ocean froth basking on the warm sand as the palms of two lovers unite under the waning orange sun… Hey, that could be [lastfm]Pearl Jam[/lastfm]‘s next big hit song!
While the wedding had a strict guest list, in attendance were actor Sean Penn and fellow musician Jack Johnson. Also attending the nuptials were the couple’s daughters, Olivia, 6, and Harper Moon, nearly 2.
Is this were we have to say goodbye, Grunge? Will Vedder be allowed to kick back with a guitar when he’s already promised to watch reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond with the in-laws? I know you’re a Rock Star, but you can’t play the “Rock Star Card” every time I go out of my way to plan us a nice evening alone at The Olive Garden! I’m a woman, Eddie! I have needs! I have feelings, and purses, and credit cards, and—- woah…. sorry about that.
[Stolen from O’NTD]