Gambling is for rubes. Investment Strategies? Now that’s for smart people. Check out Dr. Cranfill’s NFL Investment Strategies for Week 3 of the NFL Season and let him explain what happened in week 2. Get your NFL odds here…
Well, it looks like I got some ‘splainin to do after going 1-3 in last week’s NFL Investment Strategies. I blame the Dutch. Actually, I blame being too focused on JACK’s 5th Show. All apologies. I PROMISE to make it up to you this week…
Cincinnati Bengals vs Carolina Panthers (+3)
Did somebody say CAT FIIIIIIIIGHT!!! Bengals versus Panthers!! Back in 2005 two members of the Carolina Panthers cheerleading squad were arrested in Tampa, Fla for having sex WITH EACH OTHER IN A BATHROOM STALL at a bar then physically assaulting other bar patrons. What does that have to do with this game particularly? Absolutely nothing. It’s just awesome and I thought you should know. The Bengals are coming off a big win against a division rival and the Panthers can’t lose all their games can they? Take the Panthers to channel some of the fighting spirit their cheerleaders used to have and maybe at least cover.
Detroit Lions vs Minnesota Vikings (-10½)
So the Vikings are 0-2. Brett Favre just turned 54 years old. Their best receiver is pretty much out for the year after hip surgery AND they are about to take on their division rival LIONS without one single guy named Daniel on their roster? Two things I learned from the bible, 1) Ezekiel 23:20 is MESSED UP and 2) don’t go in against the Lions without a Daniel on your side. Take the Lions to cover.
Philadelphia Eagles vs Jacksonville Jaguars (+3)
Much maligned QB Michael Vick gets the starting nod this week against the Jaguars. We know how Vick treats dogs but how will he treat the cats? Yeah. I hate myself for making that joke too. I’ll go sit in the corner now after telling you that the Eagles and Vick are going to humanely destroy the Jags. Take the Eagles.
Oakland Raiders vs Arizona Cardinals (-4)
I don’t know why I even bother picking Raiders games anymore. I take ’em to cover, they get destroyed. I take them to lose, they win by a touchdown or more. I even took them to tie last week figuring, “hell, I haven’t tried that yet.” Lost again. So instead of me picking this one, I enlisted the help of Anne, my work neighbor who is producer of KROQ’s Loveline. Anne says “No. Raiders won’t cover. Whatever cover means.”
So there it is. Your Week 3 NFL Investment Strategies. Hopefully, this will make up for last week’s atrocity and remember, it’s not gambling if it’s a sure thing.
CRANFILL’s NFL SEASON SCORE TOTE BOARD : 4-4