We’ve all been trying it around the office, but so far Dr. Cranfill is the only one able to get the monkeys to bring the drinks back. Think of him as a tanked Dr. Doolittle, or a staggering Jane Goodall, or maybe just a less evil version Wicked Witch of the West. Don’t know what we’re talking about? Then you need to check out these Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys. We just hired them to replace the interns. So far, so good.