How did we miss this… Ladies, Gentlemen, we need to apologize to you. This musical opened in January of this past year. TEN MONTHS AGO! How did we all miss this?
Yes, Hope! The Obama Musical Story is no joke. Don’t believe us? Check out the video we found. CNN flew all the way to Germany (and boy are their arms tired) so they could produce this three-minute piece. And if CNN did it, you know it’s the real deal. After all, CNN introduced us to Wolf Blitzer and he’s a real werewolf… is that right?
Wow. All we have to say is… Wow. Seriously Germany, why? You already tricked the world into thinking that David Hasselhoff can sing, why would you try to make us fall for your trickery again? Everybody knows that Barack didn’t save Michelle from a giant man-eating plant, or that he never rap battled to the top of the political race, and we all know that Sarah Palin cannot dance. It’s all bogus! We’re only willing to suspend our disbelief so much.
We only left with one question for you Germany – when it’s coming to the states??
[Seen from the balcony seats of CNN]