Wait, did that really just happen?
Jerry Hall, the former wife of [lastfm]Rolling Stones [/lastfm]frontman Mick Jagger, sat down with Food Monthly magazine and had a delightful conversation filled with anecdotal laughter. The conversation started off simply enough – first they talked wine, cheese, or whatever Food Monthly subscribers like to read about. Then the juices started flowing and Jerry served up a story hot with scandal!
Did you know that Mick Jagger experimented with drugs??
We didn’t. However, thanks to Jerry Hall we all now know he dabbled. Her recollection of the story was fairly short and colorless, so we took the liberties of spicing up this breakfast adventure:
Jerry Hall clinked her glass slippers down the marble staircase and greeted Jagger with a soft, wet kiss. The lovers intertwined their fingers as the sweet smell of breakfast broke through the morning dew over their Indonesian veranda…
The chef arrived, handing each of them a plate. The hallucinogenic meal stared back…
Together they dove in, filling their souls with psychedelic bursts of pleasure. Alluring colors of blue and white pierced through the wind and drove their faces upward toward the sky. The man, the woman, weightless floating objects among the trees…..
Hey, we’re pretty good at that!
Really it went something like this:
“Mick and I were served omelettes in Bali which had psychedelic mushrooms in and made us have a really terrible, vomiting, paranoid trip.”
Well that’s not fun at all! Vomiting? Gross. Thanks a lot Jerry Hall. Now we can never look at a spinach omelette the same without having flashba— woah… who let that panda in the office?
[Got this story from a guy in a hemp t-shirt at Music-News]