Friend Gives Buddy Tattoo, Suprise! It’s A Penis!
Bros will be bros. Remember back in the good ol’ days when instead of giving each other tattoos, friends would walk down to the corner store and kick the can around? Those were some crazy times!
Kids these days are all about the stupid and absurd. Dude! Let’s give each other tattoos; Hey, let me pierce your eyebrow; Yo lady, let’s shoot firecrackers out of our buttholes!
More accustomed to pranking and punching, today’s youth can really be jackasses. Here’s a fun story about a tattoo gone all sorts of wrong.
Detective Constable Paul Malcolm recounts the tale:
“Apparently he went round to the other bloke’s house and somehow in the course of the conversation the subject of tattoos came up. The victim wasn’t interested at first but he was talked into it and he said he wanted a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons.
“He rolled him on to his stomach and the bloke started doing the tattoo and there was another bloke standing there watching saying, ‘Mate, it’s looking really good’.
“He was told not to go out into the sun and not to show anyone for a few weeks. When he got home he showed it to the person he lives with and she said: ‘I don’t think it’s the tattoo you were after’.”
Oh…. nothing’s worse than that.
“Hey, roomie. Check out my awesome tattoo!”
“Uh, when did you start thinking dicks were a good idea?”
And this was no tiny pecker. The tattooed penis was about 15-inches and accompanied by a slogan which implied the owner’s sexual preference to be gay.
Wow. Bros will be bros, yes, but that’s taking it a little too far. We hope the new tattoo-owner get’s that removed. If not, let us take care of it. We have some sharpies and can turn that penis into a cartoon moose or something.