This could only happen in Kentucky…
Come on guys, can’t we all be friends? We know that after a few brewskies, some of the stupidest things seem like great ideas. Wanna set that cat on fire? Hell yeah! Wanna put peanut butter in our ears and go sleep in the woods? Hell yeah!
But sometimes there comes a drunken tale so of such stupidity, we can’t help but sink our heads in shame. Enter Harvey Westmoreland, a man who got into a drunken brawl that ended with a knives, guns, death threats, and a mouth full of beard hair.
What started off as a heated discussion over the retail price of a riding lawnmower, Westmoreland watched as a discussion among men turned into a fistfight! His so-called friends attacked Westmoreland and his brother. Things heated up, one thing lead to another, weapons were drawn, and beard hair was attacked! Westmoreland says:
“Troy offered to buy it from me for two hundred and fifty dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire. They cut my beard and forced me to eat it.
Yes. A knife was pulled and held up to Westmoreland’s face, and before he knew it, he was eating his own face. Don’t worry though, the men both plead guilty to the assault charges. Check out the video below.
Stay classy, Kentucky.