Cowboys? Check. Aliens? Check. Daniel Craig? Check. Harrison Ford? Check. Outstanding director Jon Favreau adapting a graphic novel? Checkity check check check.
We don’t want to come across as overly excited about this film, but our lack of manners and inability to understand social norms make it… very… difficult… OH MAN THIS FILM IS GONNA BE GREAT!!!~@!!!
The story is stripped straight out of the pages of America’s Old West. Vagabond Zeke Jackson (Craig) finds himself stranded in the middle of the Arizona desert with a strange shackle strapped to his wrist. Was he abducted? Seeing how he has lost him memory, it may seem so…
In walks Colonel Dolarhyde (Ford), and he don’t take kindly to strangers. It seems that these two men will never find a common bond… until… BOOM BAM BOOM ALIENSS AHHHHHHH NOOOOooooo
Or something to that extent. Hell, we didn’t write the script, we only saw the same preview you did. Check it out and tell us what you think. Will this movie be a flop or a success? We’re willing to bet a spitoon full of your requests that this baby blows everyone away.