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Phil Collins Contemplates Suicide and Past Lives

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Phil Collins: an artists rendering

Sorry, but because of some whiny douche-baguette, JACK FM is not allowed to use real pictures of people on our website anymore. (Hope the .47 cents in the settlement was worth it assbat) But don’t let that stop you from reading the craziness that was the recent Rolling Stone interview with Phil Collins..

The Rolling Stone issue that hits newsstands this Friday has an interview Mr. Phil Collins, which in itself isn’t exactly news worthy but what it reveals is…

“I sometimes think I’m going to write this Phil Collins character out of the story,” the singer says. “Phil Collins will just disappear or be murdered in some hotel bedroom, and people will say, ‘What happened to Phil?’ And the answer will be, ‘He got murdered, but, yeah, anyway, let’s carry on.’ That kind of thing.”Uh….what?…and then there was this…

“I wouldn’t blow my head off,” he says. “I’d overdose or do something that didn’t hurt. But I wouldn’t do that to the children. A comedian who committed suicide in the Sixties left a note saying, ‘Too many things went wrong too often.’ I often think about that.”Daaaaang Phil. That’s a bit dark, even for the guy who let another man drown in a lake of ice because that man had slept with his wife…(or so the urban legend goes).

But, ol’ Phils weirdness doesn’t stop there. No, there’s also the whole Alamo thing.
philcoll Phil Collins Contemplates Suicide and Past LivesYeah. Phil is convinced he was a horseback courier during the Alamo massacre times in a past life…I can’t even begin to explain it all so go here to read more about Phil Collins and his flapdoodle. Yes. Flapdoodle is a word.

And screw that douchebagguette complaining about JACK using unlicensed pictures. This one is too funny not to include.

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