Tommy Lee Thinks Whale Masturbation Is A Terrible Thing
Tommy Lee is infamous for his rowdy music and rowdier antics with his stint with [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Motley Crue[/lastfm]. Yet no tv’s through hotel windows, hoards of women with STDs, nor shoot-outs with Grizzlies prepared Tommy Lee for the most nefarious organization of all mankind:
Tommy Lee is a long-standing member of PETA, and when he found out how SeaWorld was treating Tilikum the orca, he wrote a sternly worded letter in hopes for change. Here is the letter:
“After learning about the bizarre way you breed killer whales, my friends at PETA and I are stumped about SeaWorld’s announcement that no people will ever again have direct contact with Tilikum, the orca who has killed 3 people including his trainer this year. We understand that you refuse to release this frustrated whale because he is your chief sperm bank, and we know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water. Even during my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could’ve imagined something so sick and twisted. Simply put, how can SeaWorld claim that trainers no longer have direct contact with this whale when they are jacking him off? This is about as ‘direct’ as it gets. I hope it doesn’t take another tragic death for SeaWorld to realize it shouldn’t frustrate these smart animals keeping them in tanks.”
Terrible! Disgusting! Awkward!
We’re behind Tommy Lee on this one. Keeping a whale in captivity while pleasuring it is some kind of sadistic S&M fantasty… with a little bestiality intertwined.
Come on, SeaWorld. Let the beast go. Remember, if you truly love something (which it looks like you do), set it free.
[Source: E! Online]