BREAKING NEWS: Zombie Kid Likes Turtles

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Zombie kid gets interviewed, loves turtles

by Jordy Altman

Sure, we could report on Wikileaks and Julian Assange posting bail. Maybe we could inform you regarding Michael Steele’s battle for a second term as the Republic Party’s Chairman. Or how about the celebratory break-up of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds?

No. We refuse to bring you the boring stories of today. Those are the kind of stories CNN would run, and since Larry King is having his final show tonight, we figured we would let him cover the real news.

Instead, we want to show you the interview of a young boy dressed up like a zombie.

25 million views? Holy crap.

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