by Jordy Altman

The lights flicker a soft glow on the window as the rain outside drips down the glass, mirroring the fog that surrounds Misty’s eyes. Alone on her couch she sits, slowly stroking the leaves of a Ficus tree left behind, wanting, waiting.

Her nightgown flows along the ground like a soft cloud. She stands up to pour herself another glass of wine. The long, curled red tips of her fingernails flick against the glass, sending out a ringing cry into the stormy night. As she brings the glass to her lips, Misty’s eyes flutter past the window as she notices a pair of lights pulling into her driveway.

Who could that be, she thought.

The wine could wait. The speakers were popping by the time she made her way to the turntable. Flipping her copy of CanseiDe Ser Sexy, she took one last glance around. The music, the lights, the vino… everything was set.

The doorbell rang.

This is it, Misty repeated.

Was this a dream? Misty approached the door, her soft footsteps echoing into the night. She grabbed the handle took a deep breath. Her welcome was ready as she slid the door open…

“HEY SEXY LADY. YOU THE ONE WHO ORDERED YERSELF A PEPPERONI PIZZA?”

At least that’s what we assume the porno was about. We don’t know, we weren’t there to see it (we promise).

Over the weekend, a prankster got the best of a Bangladeshi airport. Sources say the culprit acted quickly, hacking into the airport’s system and gaining access to their giant television screen in the main terminal. Then the hacker carefully crafted his chaos… with a porno. He posted a five-minute explicit clip on their giant television and let it run.

According to the airports spokesman:

“Hundreds of travellers and waiting friends and relatives at the main terminal of the Shahjalal International Airport were shocked.”

Shocked? Really? At LAX, we’ve been watching pornography for years. It makes the delays seem so much shorter.

[Source: Gawker]