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Best Joke At The Party: The Dog’s Telegram

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You meet your co-workers at your boss’ house for the big holiday party. Everybody’s cuttin’ loose and tossin’ a few back. Doesn’t take long for the giggles to start…

What happens when they all start telling jokes? Are you going to be ready? After all, that promotion isn’t going to just slip into your lap – you have to earn it by telling the Best Joke At The Party!

The Dog’s Telegram

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by Jordy Altman

So a dog walks into a telegram office and clumsily grabs a blank form. On it, he writes, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The dog hands the paper to the clerk, who examines it with a weary eye. Politely, he lays down the paper and says to the dog: “You know, pup – there are only nine words here. You could add another ‘Woof” for the same price.”

“But,” the dog replies, “that would make no sense at all.”

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