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Best Joke At The Party: Doc! It Hurts Everywhere!

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by Jordy Altman


You meet your co-workers at your boss’ house for the big holiday party. Everybody’s cuttin’ loose and tossin’ a few back. Doesn’t take long for the giggles to start…

What happens when they all start telling jokes? Are you going to be ready? After all, that promotion isn’t going to just slip into your lap – you have to earn it by telling the Best Joke At The Party!

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by Jordy Altman

So a young business woman goes to the doctor’s office, complaining about a constant pain.

“Where are you hurting?” asks the doctor.

“All over,” begins the woman.“Please help me!”

“I’m sorry, but you’ll need to be a little more specific before I can do anything,” the doctor replies.

Moaning, the woman says, “Fine.” With her index finger, she touches her right ear. “OW!” Then she touches her nose. “OWW!!” Finally, he touches her bellybutton. “YEEOWWW! Even that hurts!”

The doctor furrows his brow for a moment, and then clears his throat before giving the diagnosis. “Well Miss, I think I know the problem. You have a broken finger.”

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