Man Rampages Bar After Discovering Mario Lopez In Bathroom
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It all started in a small, dank, dive bar in Chicago…
Of course it happens at Mullets Sports Bar & Restaurant. It is a quaint establishment in Homer Glen, Ill, where local patrons can wet their whistles with a cold brew, while [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Tom Petty[/lastfm] and [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Van Halen [/lastfm]sing from the corner jukebox.
Until this week, Mullets was a fairly quiet bar. Now, it’s gained national recognition for one particularly guest.
As the tavern approached Happy Hour, a drunken rumble erupted from the bathroom. The sounds of broken glass echoed behind the bar, for a drunken man allegedly shattered a framed photo of the Saved By The Bell loveable jock, A.C. Slater.
Why would a man do such a thing? And to remove Mario Lopez from his “place of pride above a urinal” (according to the owner). How could someone trash an 1990’s icon with no remorse? Was he drunk? Was he jealous? Does he have no soul?
None of the above. His reasoning? “I just don’t like Slater.”
Hmmm. Guess he was just a Slater Hater.
[Source: Columbus Dispatch]