Jesse James and Kat Von D Engaged
True story. Jesse James has found love…….again. And this time, we think it’s gonna work….maybe..
Back when news broke that ol’ tattoo hands had cheated on Sandra Bullock with that tat nazi, I did a piece entitled, “Jesse James, I Get It Man, I Get It.”
The point I was making there was that for ANY couple to work, they have to be close to the same person. I cited a monologue from Chris Rock that said…
“That’s right. If you born-again, your woman gotta be born-again too. If you a crackhead, your woman gotta be a crackhead too. Or the sh*t won’t work! You can’t be like ‘I’m going to church, where you going?’ ’Hit the pipe!” That relationship aint going nowhere! Two crackheads can stay together forever.”
And of course, Chris Rock was right.
Now we see Jesse James engaged to someone a bit more his own speed and I think this time, this time it’s going to work out for the best.
Together, they have a combined 423 tattoo’s covering some 2.5 acres*. They both live the rock n roll lifestyle. They both like motorcycles and we KNOW Jesse James loves the VATERLAND which is good because Kat’s last name is Drachenberg.
Match made in heaven. Or hell as it were. I for one wish these kids good luck.
Now all that’s left is to find someone for Sandra Bullock. Quick question. What has
two thumbs, owns a sombrero, and likes to party?
THIS GUY. That’s who. Tell me that guy doesn’t look like fun? Sandra? You can reach him at firstname.lastname@example.org by the way.
Do you think this Jesse James/Kat Von D thing is gonna work out? Vote in the poll below!!!