by Jordy Altman

Last month, the United States of America banned the distribution of Four Lokos. Like you, we assumed that would be the end of an era. No more would we hear horror stories of drunken debauchery at the mercy of a 12 oz. can.

Or so we thought.

When word came that whiskey was next the next alcohol to be available in a can, we went a little nuts.

That’s not JACK, just a funny video we found. Kids - if you’re underage, don’t booze or you’ll end up like this guy.

What a revolution! At 12 oz. a can, Scottish Spirits guarantees it’s the perfect size for sharing. Eight shots between four people or four shots between two,  it’s really up to you. We’re not touching the stuff.

Well, we’re not touching the stuff right now. We reached out to Scottish Spirits, the creators of this abomination, and had them ship us an entire crate. We have it under lock-down until St. Patty’s Day.

Until then, please drink responsibly – only down half of that Four Loko.

[Source: Eater.com]