[The Razzies Awards] Worst Screenplay
We’re sure it’s hard to give the middle finger to Hollywood, year after year, so JACK FM is here to help you out. SUCK IT OSCARS…
Up next: Worst Screenplay of 2011.
The nominations for Worst Screenplay are…
- The Last Airbender
Written by M. Night Shyamalan, based on the TV series created by Michael Dante Dimartino and Brian Konietzko
- Little Fockers
Written by John Hamburg and Larry Stuckey, based on characters created by Greg Glenna & Mary Roth Clarke
- Sex & The City 2
Written by Michael Patrick King, based on the TV series created by Darren Star
- Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Screenplay by Melissa Rosenberg, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer
- Vampires Suck
Written by Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
And the JACK FM bid for the 2011 Worst Screenplay Razzie is…
We knew it was bad, but we didn’t realize the original writers had nothing to do with it. Based on characters? More like based on boner jokes and giant paychecks.
BONUS: JACK FM takes a peek into the future and predicts what else will top the list in years to come…
- Worst Screenplay of 2014
The Kitchen Sink
“A high school-aged vampire, zombie and human form an unlikely alliance in order to save their town from invading aliens.”
Agree? Disagree? Think a different horrible movie should have made the list?