How many sleepless nights have you conquered over a particularly brutal WWF match? Those terrifying brawls etched upon your brain, racking up countless hours in the night as you mull over the eternal question:
“Was that real or fake?”
Finally, footage surfaced of a move so illegal, it HAS TO BE REAL. IT HAS TO BE!
Watch as the Osirian Portal HYPNOTIZES their opponents into submission. Did we mention there is break-dancing and [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]The Sugarhill Gang[/lastfm]?