Called the hotline? Yelled at the radio? Crafted smoke signals in the parking lot of our dumpy, little building? Sorry, we weren’t ignoring you. We… uh… were drying our hair?
OK, sorry about that. Let’s try this again. Here is your place to be heard. Take advantage because this is where the magic happens. Leave a question in the comment section below and you may just find your answer… RIGHT HERE!
donnieboy asks: Jack, I need your help. OK I went out and found some black hair dye, Bought a book on ebonics but I can’t seem to find Orangutan Orange Sun Tan spray to complete my transformation to a Jersey Shore member. Do you know the brand of Orange glow they use?
JACK says: Schnookie apparently uses MysticTan. Dont ask how we know, its enough that we do.
Jack asks: Would you ever come out to a event in ILLINOIS for an event for a Charity American Cancer Society Relay for life? YES/NO/AND Y OR Y NOT.
JACK says: Is there an Illinois Ave in Santa Monica we’re not familiar with or….
joey asks: Jack, The video store keeps calling. Your copy of ‘Shaving Ryans Privates’ is 4 weeks past due.
JACK says: That bird’s a liar.
cypher asks: Jack, Why can’t you do a Sticker Pimp event at the lil dive bar up the street from your office. Sticker, T-shirt and a beer?
kujo asks: Jack. Stacy’s mom has got it going on. Just though I’d let you know
JACK says: Thanks Kujo. We were not aware.
miles Stein asks: when were you born?
JACK says: St. Patricks Day, 2005. Hoooray beer!!
Brian asks: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
JACK says: Fail.
Rick asks: Are you going to listen to the President’s STFU speech tonight?
JACK says: Weird. We didnt even know the government had a Strategic Traffic Forensics Unit.
Art asks: Jack can I shave your back?
JACK says: Ok thats creepy. Not because you wanna shave our back but because right now, our back TOTALLY needs shaving. See you tomorrow?
D O U G asks:………………………hello?………………………
JACK says: hi. hi. hi. HI. HI. HI. HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI. HOW YA DOIN? HEY. HI. HI HI HI HI. HEYYY. HEY. HEY. HEY. HEY YOU. HI hi hi……hi.
Called our hotline? Yelled at the radio? Crafted smoke signals in front of our dumpy, little building? Well, we’ve been ignoring you – until now!