[JACK FM EXCLUSIVE] 53rd Annual GRAMMY Winners LEAKED

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1983 Grammys

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OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN

We don’t have much time – this announcement will probably be taken down by the Music Police soon enough. We thought we would share it with you, because you’re our favorite.

Can you believe we were able to bribe the judges with nothing more than tickets to JACK’s Sixth Show and our first-born son? Suckers…

The day started off well enough, as our sexy JACK FM Public Relations Representative called us into her office…

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The power… right there in our hands.

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Do we dare we? Yes. WE DARE.
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Wikileaks ain’t got nothin’ on JACK FM!
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“The Grammy Winner…. SHHH It’s A Secret” Haha yeah right. Now we have all of the— wait a second…
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[lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Michael Jackson[/lastfm]? [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Culture Club[/lastfm]? [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Pat Benatar[/lastfm]??? These aren’t the 2011 GRAMMY Awards – these are the 1983 GRAMMYS! DAMNIT WE’VE BEEN DUPED.
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Sonofabitch.

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