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I didn’t think it was possible either but yet, Hustler has accomplished what 2 Girls 1 Cup could not. Porn has officially gone too far.
As I am technically NEWS DIRECTOR for JACK FM, I get all kinds of things in the mail. Requests for PSA’s, JACK-tivities submissions. Oddly specific niche self-help books. AND, I get a press kit from Hustler about once a month highlighting their newest release.
This, is what was in my mail box yesterday.

Yep. Live action. Big budget. SIMPSONS PORN. Really Hustler? REALLY? I was willing to give you a pass on the This Aint AVATAR 3-D Movie you sent me last month but the Simpsons?
The actors and actresses in this are even painted YELLOW!! Yeah, cause jaundice is sexy and usually gets me in the mood.
C’mon. Is nothing sacred anymore? For real. And besides, real or not, who wants to see Edna Krabappel giving Ned Flanders a mustache ride?

Nevermind. Don’t answer that.

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