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[Best Joke At The Party] Pharmacy Date Night

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You meet your co-workers at your boss’ house for the big holiday party. Everybody’s cuttin’ loose and tossin’ a few back. Doesn’t take long for the giggles to start…

What happens when they all start telling jokes? Are you going to be ready? After all, that promotion isn’t going to just slip into your lap – you have to earn it by telling the Best Joke At The Party!

jokes [Best Joke At The Party] Pharmacy Date Night

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A young man walks into a drug store and approaches the counter. He tells the pharmacist that he would like to buy some condoms.

“Alright then, would you like pack of 3, 9, or 21?”

The young man ponders for a moment. “Well, I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s incredibly hot, and I’m pretty sure tonight is ‘the night’. I’m meeting her parents for the first time tonight at dinner, but then we’re going out for a night on the town. I’ve got a pretty good feeling that I’ll be getting lucky… and once a girl has me once, she can’t get enough. Better go with the 21-pack.”

With that, he hands the pharmacist the money and leaves.

That night, the young man arrives at his girlfriend’s home for dinner. She introduces him to her parents as the begin to sit around the table. The father asks the new boyfriend if he would mind giving the blessing, to which he quickly agrees.

The young man bows his head and begins a silent prayer. He continues to pray with his head down for several minutes.

The young girl leans over to her boyfriends and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”

The young boy leans back over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father was a pharmacist.”

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