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Teenager Invents DEATH RAY!!!!

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deathray Teenager Invents DEATH RAY!!!!
Where Wile E. Coyote, Dr. Evil and Lex Luthor all failed, teenager Eric Jacqmain has succeeded. He has invented and constructed a working DEATH RAY…Seriously, watch this harbinger of death in action….
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This is the R5800 and before we watch the demonstration video, read what its creator, Eric Jacqmain, had to say about it…

The R5800 is my latest and greatest solar creation. Made from an ordinary fiberglass satellite dish, it is covered in about 5800 3/8″ (~1 cm) mirror tiles. When properly aligned, it can generate a spot the size of a dime with an intensity of 5000 times normal daylight. This intensity of light is more than enough to melt steel, vaporize aluminum, boil concrete, turn dirt into lava, and obliterate any organic material in an instant. It stands at 5-9″ and is 42″ across.”HELL. YES. Let’s see this bad boy in action…

Dammit. Put us down for 20. This may be the weapon we’ve been looking for in our ongoing war against the Wave…..

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