Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Oh, Nickelodeon, why would you even try to bring glory back to our favorite turtles? The show was brilliant and the movies are classics – why why why do you think you can improve something so near perfection?
The cable network has greenlit 26 half-hour episodes for late 2012. The triumphant return of Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, Shredder, and Splinter promises to be “funnier and ninja-ier,” than the original 1990’s franchise.
We’re not so sure about this one… after all, our classic turtles produced their own episodes AND their own Drug-Free PSAs! What can these jokers possibly have?