Hollywood’s Revenge On Saturday Morning Cartoons (page 5)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Oh, Nickelodeon, why would you even try to bring glory back to our favorite turtles? The show was brilliant and the movies are classics – why why why do you think you can improve something so near perfection?
The cable network has greenlit 26 half-hour episodes for late 2012. The triumphant return of Michelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo, Shredder, and Splinter promises to be “funnier and ninja-ier,” than the original 1990′s franchise.
We’re not so sure about this one… after all, our classic turtles produced their own episodes AND their own Drug-Free PSAs! What can these jokers possibly have?