9) Rowdy Roddy Piper
No man hath kicked so much ass in a kilt since William Wallace himselves. Rowdy Roddy Piper will still to this day, bust your face open should you get drunk and disrespectful at the Saddle Ranch on Sunset Blvd. I know this to be true. And if you never saw the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode with Roddy, wow are you missing out.