Hangover Happy Hour: The Worst Drinks To Sneak Into The Theatre

The Hangover 2 is coming out this weekend, and what could be more appropriate that sneaking some drinks into the theater to watch it? However, all drinks are NOT created equal, and some are much harder to sneak in and consume in a theater than others. The following list is of the Top Five Worst Drinks to Sneak Into a Movie Theater.

5. Mai Tai

Everyone knows the quality of a Mai Tai is directly proportional to the amount of fruit and umbrellas that adorn your glass. This makes sneaking a Mai Tai into a movie theater a very cumbersome affair. Not only that, but unless you have a tumbler that’s in the shape of a Tiki God, you’re going to spill your drink all over your purse there, tough guy. You’re better off sneaking in rum to spike your coke you brought at the concession stand, and enjoy a Mai Tai at the Tiki Ti on Sunset after the movie.

  • Dolores Barcinas

    my Choice and a convenient one is some TeQuiLa silver!!. Pout some into a empty water bottle.. take some straight shots at the theater.. u can bring some lemon or lime to bite or suck on!.. or Chase with a beverage ..or real water.. haha!!

  • 1-800-Sir-Mix-Alot

    Another bad choice would be; “The Flaming Homer”.

  • Travis

    I can’t argue with any of your choices, but personally I think you couldn’t do anything but applaud someone briefly interrupting the movie to light their drinks on fire, or briefly clank glasses (so long as they did indeed use the sword to open their champagne).
    I am not bold enough to do any of these things. I just bring in a giant ice block to do Jaeger shots. We sit in the back.

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