Hangover Happy Hour: The Worst Drinks To Sneak Into The Theatre

1. Champagne

Champagne by its very nature is designed to attract attention. The loud pop of the cork, the stream of fizzy liquid, the clinking of glasses during a toast. These are all great during a wedding, graduation, or parole party, but during a movie, they are all unwanted distractions. Plus, unless you’re sitting in the front row, there’s a chance you could hurt someone with a flying cork. Plus, considering the proper way to open champagne is with a sword, you might get busted for taking a weapon into the theater.

  • Dolores Barcinas

    my Choice and a convenient one is some TeQuiLa silver!!. Pout some into a empty water bottle.. take some straight shots at the theater.. u can bring some lemon or lime to bite or suck on!.. or Chase with a beverage ..or real water.. haha!!

  • 1-800-Sir-Mix-Alot

    Another bad choice would be; “The Flaming Homer”.

  • Travis

    I can’t argue with any of your choices, but personally I think you couldn’t do anything but applaud someone briefly interrupting the movie to light their drinks on fire, or briefly clank glasses (so long as they did indeed use the sword to open their champagne).
    I am not bold enough to do any of these things. I just bring in a giant ice block to do Jaeger shots. We sit in the back.

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