Hangover Happy Hour: The Worst Drinks To Sneak Into The Theatre (page 5)
Champagne by its very nature is designed to attract attention. The loud pop of the cork, the stream of fizzy liquid, the clinking of glasses during a toast. These are all great during a wedding, graduation, or parole party, but during a movie, they are all unwanted distractions. Plus, unless you’re sitting in the front row, there’s a chance you could hurt someone with a flying cork. Plus, considering the proper way to open champagne is with a sword, you might get busted for taking a weapon into the theater.