You shoulda known better than to dare us…
Somebody bet us we couldn’t figure out a way to make it 48 hours without getting up from a certain oversized recliner.
10. Call in sick
School, work, whatever. Make sure your two-day sit-in happens at the end of the workweek. When it’s over, you’re going to want to stretch your legs on the dance floor, not sit down in your cubicle and fax copies all day.
Give the boss a ring and tell him you came down with Idunwanaworktoditis. Works every time.
9. Wear your headset
Since you’re basically attached at the hip to your cell phone, why not relax with a little security. After all, when your buddies call to ask where you are, don’t go searching for your iPod! Just push that convenient little button and blather away.
8. Wear your favorite sweatpants
Hey there Good Lookin’… ahhh who are we kidding. If you’re stuck, may as well stay comfy. Who are you trying to impress, anyways?
7. Subscribe to Netflix
Let’s pretend you’re camping out in your brand new Man Cave, ass first… well, you already have that awesome TV, why not sweeten the deal with Netflix? Now you have thousands of tv shows, movies, and cartoons at your fingertips!
Might we suggest starting your marathon with Monty Python’s Flying Circus?
6. Universal Remote Control
Hey now, that TV isn’t going to play your music and your stereo sure as hell wont turn on your XBox. Gotta have this guy nearby so you can switch back and forth without getting up.
Unless, heaven forbid, you drop the remote to control all other remotes. Oh no!
5. Remote Controlled Cars
Dropped something? No problemo.
4. Overtip the Delivery Guy
By Hour 30, you’ll probably be getting awful hungry, and that sleeve of Oreos isn’t looking as appetizing as it was yesterday.
Fire up that headset and call the delivery man – INSTANT FOOD! Be sure to tell your freckled friend he can make an extra fiver if he comes inside and drops it off. You may even have a new buddy to watch the Kingpin with.
3. Stock up on pillows and blankets
Well, you gotta sleep sometime.
2. Teach yourself the lap steel guitar
Woah! How convenient! This bad boy sits right on your lap and doesn’t make for an awkward repositioning of the limbs.
1. Eat the entire bottle of Imodium
Biggest challenge of all. Trust us on this one.