Hottest Babes in Outer Space: Hall of Fame

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Yeah. I am probably the only person you know that finds the opera singer from the Fifth Element arousing but hey, different strokes. In honor of JACK FM’s Summer School promotion and week 1 being Astronomy 101 with a trip to NASA Space Camp, I thought we should highlight the hottest women in outer space tv and film history…

Charlize Theron as Aeon Flux
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Sure this movie put Linda Loveless’ entire career to shame but you cannot deny that Charlize doing splits in full body….whatever material that is, doesn’t do something for you. If it doesn’t, either check your pulse or your pants.
Daphne Zuniga as Princess Vespa in Spaceballs
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Dark Helmet kidnapped Princess Vespa in Spaceballs and for ransom, he only wanted all the breathable air on her home planet of Druida. Literally, Zuniga took our breath away

Jerry Ryan as Borg Seven of Nine in Star Trek: Voyager
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Every time I see Jerry Ryan in ANY setting, it’s like my brain loses all cabin pressure. Seriously, I can’t even finish this sente…..

Lucy Lawless and Tricia Helfer in Battlestar Galactica
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I never watched one episode of this show and now I am REALLY wondering why. Lucy Lawless hotness AND this Helfer lady piece? Wow. Tricia went on to do a Playboy spread and Lucy went on to have a threesome with the hot British chic from Dexter on the Starz hit show, Spartacus: Blood and Sand. Yep. That happened.

Marina Sirtis as Counselor Troi on Star Trek: Enterprise
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You know I had to have Counselor Troi on this list. And by the way, she went from hot to something else entirely in this very odd and out of place stretching scene from one episode of Enterprise….

Denise Richards as Captain Ibanez in Starship Troopers
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I really don’t even need to explain this do I? And because I know where your head goes every time you think about Denise Richards, I will save you the time and effort of having to look up the lesbian scene from Wild Things and just post it here for you to enjoy. You’re welcome.

Sigourney Weaver as Gwen DeMarco as Lt. Tawny Madison in Galaxy Quest
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Yeah, I coulda gone with Sigourney in Aliens but I didn’t. I went with her in Galaxy Quest.  A) Because I think Galaxy Quest is a highly underrated movie and B) Weaver was 30 and hot when she filmed Aliens and was 50 and hot when she shot Galaxy Quest. Nice work Weaves.

Milla Jovovich as Leelo in the Fifth Element
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Multi-pass anyone? You damn right she was a supreme being. The orange hair, the adorable sense of wonder, the futuristically hot outfit. About the only drawback about Milla in this movie is the Halloween costume craze it created.

and lastly, of course, Jane Fonda as Barbarella
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Politics-schmallitics. Who cares? Jane Fonda was the blueprint to outer-space hotness people.

Now I know a lot of you will ask……. “Where’s Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia man? She was a hot outer space babe.”

No. No she wasn’t. Sorry. Carrie Fisher was never hot. You’re just a Star Wars nerd who had never, up until the point where she was being held captive by Jabba the Hut,  seen a woman in a bikini before. Do not argue this with me because you are wrong.

Other than that, I hope you enjoyed a look at the Hot Babes in Outer Space Hall of Fame Gallery. Other than Carrie Fisher did I miss anything? Leave gripeas, complaints and grievances in the comment section below.

Comments

One Comment

  1. evie says:

    made me happy..

  2. Sai says:

    What, no Alien Queen? I am disappoint. #StrangePubescentFantasies

  3. Tim says:

    Princess Aura in Flash Gordon. She’s a hottie.🙂

  4. Indy says:

    What about:

    That chick from Space Truckers?…. lol I think nobody has heard of that one… (I believe she was older and in The spawn of chuckie. But a black haired rockhardbodied late teens or early 20’s aged chick in Space Truckers.)

    And there’s Claudia Black in SG-1, Pitch Black, and my personal favorite ‘Farscape’. But the character she plays has a lot to do with it to.

    The actress that plays the alien Chiana in Farscape…

    The red head brothel owner in one of the Firefly episodes…

    The Green alien chick in the new Star Trek movie…

    Liv Tyler, Armageddon……. (I don’t know if she counts, but space was involved in that movie…)

    And I’m sorry, but Jane fonda was trash before, during, and well after that movie. Bad acting, so so body, sterotypical beach bimbo, and screwed her way onto the set…. then porked out while betraying the US in Vietnam and after. While she’s burning flags, we should be burning her movies.

    Sorry. About the rant, but she sucked in that wannabee space porn anyway. And not in a good way. Its not her political aspect, I thought she was bad and then after the movie somebody told me who she was… there were a lot of women in a lot of other movies and shows that beat out this hag. Even at the time this movie was made.

  5. Indy says:

    Aeon flux is not a space movie. Yes she’s hot, but if we are going into other genre’s then what about Carrie Ann Moss as a 50’s housewife with a gun in the zombie comedie movie ‘Fido’?…

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