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Who The Hell Is This New Hot Chick Who Replaced Megan Fox?

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Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon comes out this Wednesday, but unfortunately, Megan Fox will not be in it. Boooo!

But, even this bad news can teach us two very valuable lessons and at Jack, we’re all about the learning curve.

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1)  No matter who you are, where you’re from, or what you’re doing, it’s a bad idea to compare your boss to Hitler.

2) When one hot chick leaves a movie franchise, another hot chick will take her place, namely Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.

Rosie Alice Huntington-Whiteley was born April 18th, 1987 in England, a country that is most famous for losing to America during the Revolutionary War.

Her father, in both Transformers 3 and real life, is Patrick Dempsey, a man who works in a mental hospital where he is simply known as “McFlurry.”

Her mother is a woman named Fiona, who, after she divorced Shrek, decided to move to Miami to fight crime with Michael Westen in the hit USA Network series “Burn Notice.”

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In 2006, Huntington-Whiteley started modeling lingerie and beauty products for Victoria’s Secret.  Michael Bay first noticed her when he accidentally got his neighbor’s catalog in the mail.

When the whole Megan Fox/Hitler fiasco happened, both Bay and Steven Spielberg conducted an extensive search for a replacement, finally deciding on Huntington-Whiteley. Why? Credit it to her vast experience not acting and not fighting outer space robots.

Did Bay make the right move? After all, Fox rocked the [lastfm link_type="similar_artist_radio"]Mötley Crüe[/lastfm] T-shirt – we don’t even know what music Rosie likes…

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