Duh nuh… duh nuh…. duh nuh duh chug chug chug.
There’s SHARK WEEK…
And then there’s SHARK WEEK: THE DRINKING GAME.
The Discovery Channel just became our favorite bar.
Shark Week: The Drinking Game
- Anytime someone is referred to as a “Shark Expert” - 2 drinks
- Begin drinking when any shark becomes airborne. Don’t stop until it is all the way back in the water.
- Anyone speaks with an Australian accent – 1 drink
- Someone gives advice on how to survive a shark attack – 2 drinks
- Anytime you hear the “Jaws” theme music – 3 drinks
- Reenactment of an attack – 2 drinks
- Someone dies – finish your drink in their honor
- Anyone gets submerged in steel cage – 3 drinks
- You see a shark caught or trapped – 2 drinks
Check out The Discovery Channel’s Show Guide. Our favorite show is “SCREW YOU CAMERAMAN I’M A SHAAAAAARK!”