Shark Week: The Drinking Game

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Duh nuh… duh nuh…. duh nuh duh chug chug chug.

There’s SHARK WEEK

And then there’s SHARK WEEK: THE DRINKING GAME.

The Discovery Channel just became our favorite bar.


Shark Week: The Drinking Game

  1. Anytime someone is referred to as a “Shark Expert” - 2 drinks
  2. Begin drinking when any shark becomes airborne. Don’t stop until it is all the way back in the water.
  3. Anyone speaks with an Australian accent1 drink
  4. Someone gives advice on how to survive a shark attack2 drinks
  5. Anytime you hear the “Jaws” theme music3 drinks
  6. Reenactment of an attack – 2 drinks
  7. Someone diesfinish your drink in their honor
  8. Anyone gets submerged in steel cage3 drinks
  9. You see a shark caught or trapped2 drinks

[Source: Blameitonthevoices.com]


Check out The Discovery Channel’s Show Guide. Our favorite show is “SCREW YOU CAMERAMAN I’M A SHAAAAAARK!”


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