Jack’s Sixth Show is coming up, and you know the people who are going to be on stage. But what about the people in the audience? Here’s 6 people I would like to see in the audience for Jack’s Sixth Show.
6. Grover Cleveland
Grover Cleveland was the only President in US history to serve two non-consecutive terms as president. He was also the President featured on the $1000 bill, back when those were in circulation. And he died on June 24th, 1908. So, if he were to attend Jack’s Sixth Show, he would be a zombie. And a history making zombie president that happens to be on the $1000 bill sounds pretty awesome to me.
5. Mark and Brian
Honestly, I’m not a big fan of Mark And Brian. They do work for a competing radio station (I think it’s Super Estrella 107.1). And that’s why I want to see them at the sixth show. I know they’ve tried to book Sir Mix-A-Lot for the past ten years for that Christmas Concert that they do, but they just couldn’t get him. So, enjoy the concert.
4. Patrick Stewart
Let’s be honest, Captain Picard is a badass. What else needs to be said? If you’re wondering why I didn’t put William Shatner on this list, it’s because I’m hoping that somehow we book him to be a special surprise guest.
3. The Chick from My Drunk Kitchen
Her name is Hannah Hart, and if you don’t know about her, you need to. Of all the people on this list (aside from Zombie Grover Cleveland), I think she would be the most fun to drink and party with. And Hannah, if you’re reading this, I’ll get you into Jack’s Sixth Show. I’ll get you drink tickets. Then maybe you can make some meatballz-
2. Megan Fox
Well, Duh. Of course I want to see Megan Fox at Jack’s Sixth Show. Honestly, I’d like to see her anywhere. And Jack’s Sixth Show certainly counts as “anywhere.”
Honestly, Megan Fox was going to be number one on this list. But this is the third draft of this article, and somehow, I felt I needed to replace her. So Huntington-Whiteley gets the top spot. I’d also like to see Huntington-Whiteley pretty much anywhere, too. Plus, I’d love to find out more about her back story.
Congrats, Rosie. See you at the show.