BREAKING NEWS: Wild Bears Loose in Glendale!!!!!!
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We promise this isn’t like the time we told you a couple of tigers were loose in Alhambra, this is real. According to the LA Times, there have been some wild bear sightings in Glendale as recently as this past Friday morning….
After yet another bear sighting in a residential area Glendale officials are encouraging citizens to keep an extra eye on their pets and trash bins as bear sightings have been on the rise in recent weeks.
Friday mornings’ Glendale bear sighting was at the foot of the Verdugo Mountains at Honolulu Ave near the 210. This bear sighting comes on the heels of another in LaCanada Flintridge in May where a bear ALLEGEDLY ate four chickens housed in someones backyard.
So in the interest of starting a panic, it looks like we’ve got a full on bear invasion on our hands and JACK FM wants to do our part to keep you all prepared for a potential BEARMAGEDDON. Here is your 5-point survival guide….
1) Bears are stupid. What they make up for in brute strength and ferocity, they are seriously lacking in the mental capacity department. Should you run across a bear, play dead as seen in the pictorial below…..