Will we be giving away an all-expense paid vacation to anyone with a mustache at Jack’s Sixth Show? And what’s this business about Nancy Wilson’s long-lost son, Woodrow introducing the bands? Did anyone else hear there’s gonna be a potato-sack race?
Our show is right around the corner and the rumor mill is buzzing with hints of ticket giveaways, show details, and free gifts. It only makes sense that we would throw some juicy pieces of gossip of our own into the ring.
[photogallerylink id=44501 align=left]Everybody knows that Jack’s Sixth Show features Def Leppard, Heart, Everclear, Marcy Playground, Dramarama, and Sir-Mix-A-Lot. What you may not know is that [lastfm link_type="similar_artist_radio"]Def Leppard[/lastfm] was collectively married to Carmen Electra in 1987! Secret documents prove the band and the beauty were betrothed for approximately 1 week, 7 days, 58 minutes, and 12 seconds. Just a second longer than our first marriage.
Though the couple is now separated, they remain very close.
In fact, Carmen Electra will be making an special appearance at Jack’s Sixth Show to promote her new Striptease Fitness DVD, Electra-fying Fitness for the Everyday Floozy. The DVD goes on-sale 12/12/12, immediately following The Rapture. Pre-order your copy now!
[photogallerylink id=45461 align=right]Then again, we have so much more to offer than hot ladies; we have hot ladies making sandwiches at Jack’s Sixth Show. Yes, the Sandwich Tents at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater will each features a different style of sandwich: Turkey Club, BLT, Cheddar and Chickpea, Oven Roasted Bologna, or PBJ&K. Each will be made on-site by a foxy lady. One tent will be reserved for hot male sandwich-makers.
And finally, the big news: Did you hear that any man, woman, or child that shows up with a wicked mustache on their face will receive a trip to DisneyPlace (Just like Disney, but not!!) in addition to a bag filled with all of the stuff we don’t want anymore!!
Go forth and spread rumors!