“But, Master Splinter taught me the virtues of petty theft!”
Sorry kid, but no one’s gonna believe that one. Mutant ooze made you do it? Was it a stunt to catch the Foot Clan? Or maybe Pizza Hut wouldn’t comply on your order of a large pepperoni and Frosty pizza.
The Ninja Turtle bandit robbed a local Wendy’s in Rib Mountain, Wisconsin early last week. While it’s unsure whether or not the masked perp used nun-chucks, he did make off with a bag ‘o money and some fries to go.
Witnesses say the Wendy’s employees tried to keep the thief at the scene of the crime by encouraging the “Ninja Rap.” [lastfm link_type="similar_artist_radio"]Vanilla Ice[/lastfm] was not available for comment.
Watching our favorite cartoon characters turn to crime seems to be a recurring theme for 2011. Could it be that restricting these animated idols to Saturday mornings has taken its toll?