[JACKed Up News] Confused Man In Ninja Turtle Mask Robs Wendy’s Instead Of Pizza Hut

“But, Master Splinter taught me the virtues of petty theft!”

Sorry kid, but no one’s gonna believe that one. Mutant ooze made you do it? Was it a stunt to catch the Foot Clan? Or maybe Pizza Hut wouldn’t comply on your order of a large pepperoni and Frosty pizza.

The Ninja Turtle bandit robbed a local Wendy’s in Rib Mountain, Wisconsin early last week. While it’s unsure whether or not the masked perp used nun-chucks, he did make off with a bag ‘o money and some fries to go.

Witnesses say the Wendy’s employees tried to keep the thief at the scene of the crime by encouraging the “Ninja Rap.” [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Vanilla Ice[/lastfm] was not available for comment.

Watching our favorite cartoon characters turn to crime seems to be a recurring theme for 2011. Could it be that restricting these animated idols to Saturday mornings has taken its toll?

[Source: io9]


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