In case you haven’t heard, a remake of Conan the Barbarian comes out this weekend, threatening to “modernize” a classic 80’s film. That kinda sucks right?
The original Conan the Barbarian was awesome. It basically involved Arnold Schwarzenegger kicking a lot of ass, and then banging his live in maid as he ruled over his kingdom.
But this new movie looks to wussify all of that.
Don’t believe me? Check out the trailer-
You know what? That actually does look pretty good. Okay, sign me up, I’ll check it out this weekend.