Besides your birthday suit and that cooler full of juice boxes, there are a couple of items you should consider bringing to Verizon Wireless Amphitheater for Jack’s Sixth Show.
If you bring everything on this list, please remember…
You may not make it past the security checkpoint. You may not be allowed to ever attend a Jack Show again. You may not even be allowed back into the state of California.
But it’ll be worth the memories, right?
8. That human hair replica of [lastfm link_type="similar_artist_radio"]Nancy Wilson[/lastfm] you’ve been keeping in your closet since you were a little kid
Don’t forget to buy her a separate ticket!
When she says, “I didn’t want to listen to that loud rap music, anyways,” she’s just trying to act all cool and stuff. Push her into the mosh pit during [lastfm link_type="similar_artist_radio"]Sir Mix-A-Lot[/lastfm] and watch her face light up!